sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal
and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said
"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"
I think she changed my life
Grace Hopper on Letterman, 1986.
it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you
So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage.
My dog thinks it’s a window, though.
She stays like this for hours.
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
Please and Yes